tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79712495263815856202024-03-05T18:35:14.033+01:00idontgiveashitMy little black list of things pissing me off... Contains some very explicit Lyrics, and should not be read by little children... but in fact, i dont give a shit...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-65581911479074122212015-07-17T14:15:00.000+02:002015-07-17T14:16:15.912+02:00Back from the graveJust today, i logged in to my webspace and checked its contents, found this blog again. Damn, last post in 2011... Wow, i guess i really started giving a shit... But today i had a nice episode that fits nicely into this blog.<br />
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As none of you probably know (considering 2 page visits in 4 years) i married, and got some cats.<br />
What is it with cats? We have 2 male Maos (brothers) that lived happily at our place for about 3years now. But a few months back they suddenly started fighting. And i am not talking about playfighting in any sense. They started going at each other for no fucking reason in "i will kill you and fuck your skull"-Mode and besides the incredibly loud noise, they shred everything that comes in their way while they are in RageMode.<br />
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I dont fucking give a shit about that in general, but when i seperate them, one of them seems to have forgotten that I am the fucking Alpha male in the household. When i try to be a decent Adult and just use a blanket/Jacket/whatever is at hand to break his eye contact with the other cat, and usher him to the bedroom, he starts fucking clawing and growling at me. DUDE? are you fucking suicidal, if that fucker mistakes me again for a submissive pushover, im going to punch his ass across the fucking livingroom. You know why? well, simply put, i dont give a shit...<br />
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Over and outLyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-38728321538892862882011-07-08T05:44:00.002+02:002011-07-08T05:53:15.378+02:00BFBC2OMG, im so pissed right now... I managed to get 2 Platinum stars, 3 Gold Stars, and some Patches in my last BFBC2 Vietnam game. It was a 100 Ticket server with about 14 ppl on. We had an awesome Match, UNTIL i got kicked from the server because of HighPing. What the FUCK?<br />My Ping was around 50-70 for about 1.5 hours and now with about 50 Tickets left they kicked me... WHAT THE HELLLLL.. I nearly threw my pc out the window...<br /><br />Damn, i whish i would not give a shit, but this Time, I FUCKING DO GIVE A SHIT... Freaking BastardsLyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-80804391375179567812010-12-15T20:05:00.001+01:002010-12-15T20:05:31.597+01:00Ich liebe es<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Ich liebe es wenn sich Billetkontrolleure im Ton vergreifen... <br/>
Er steht vor der Tür zum nächsten Waggon, ich frage, ob das hinter Ihm die 1e Klasse sei, er darauf mit einem süffisanten Blick: "Nein, aber sie brauchen auch dort ein Billet..." Wow wtf, seh ich so assig aus? Gut, Camo-Hosen und Dosenbier sind schon ein bisschen Klischee, aber dennoch, ich fühl mich unverhältnismässig angemacht.<br/>
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Also zücke ich mein Gleis 7 und frage ihn höflich, ob er sich aufgrund meiner äusseren Erscheinung oder seines unbefriedigenden Jobs wegen zu einem so unhöflichen Umgangston verpflichtet fühlt. Er macht daraufhin mit erstauntem Gesicht Platz und murmelt was, was sich wie "'tschuldigung" anhört...<br/>
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BAM! In your Face! Dont judge me by my looks, Biatch...<br/>
But after all, i dont give a shit!<br/>
</div>Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-56986068161255335982009-06-26T18:33:00.000+02:002009-06-26T18:52:54.441+02:00Michael Jackson died... So WHAT?I've seen it coming... I heard the news in the Morning and Jacko is dead...<br /><br />The whole fucking day all damn Radiostations around the globe play all of his songs... Don't get me wrong, i respect him for beeing a musical genius, but playing excusively his songs, for 24h? That fucking horrible!!!<br /><br />I really dont get it why all ppl are crying the shit out of their eyes, for another dead molestor?<br /><br />Jacko died years ago, and that child abusing, sueing, money wasting Ghost who looks like a worn out crackhead was nothing but a Puppet, operated by some Fucktards with some self-esteem issues...<br /><br />The only thing im really sad about, is that this ASSHOLES around him managed it to destroy the last bit of dignity and social value he had...<br /><br />Fuck them! I'm not gonna miss him, because he's dead since a few years in my eyes...<br /><br />Writing this, another Jacko song starts to play... <br /><br />Pure agony!<br /><br />But after all, i guess i just don't give a shit...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-83102922335588197302009-06-20T09:57:00.000+02:002009-06-20T10:09:46.759+02:00What about Facebook?Okay, okay, i got a FB profile, but im not ready to accept that some stupid tarts think that their Dog/Cat/other stupid pet also need a FB Profile...<br /><br />Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...<br /><br />Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....<br /><br />I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...<br /><br />At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...<br /><br />Peace out...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-81864460551911271792009-05-04T11:51:00.005+02:002009-05-04T13:39:32.079+02:00Failoffice 1.1O M G...<br />Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...<br />Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...<br /><br />It started really subtile...<br /><br />Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...<br />So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...<br /><br /><br />After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...<br />My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtWZ6BOnuDVYaQySULMnPd6Yz8N6RFT-lyEZlGkgH_T7I1V0ERJois-UTkN2Y3RU_IiqA8mgMEs4W5-yM9igPKajBSH3iwJfACIuiwBCIswnvYZZ14GMotwPyRHSyyTCzyIelMFF9yFIU/s1600-h/SafetyFAIL.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtWZ6BOnuDVYaQySULMnPd6Yz8N6RFT-lyEZlGkgH_T7I1V0ERJois-UTkN2Y3RU_IiqA8mgMEs4W5-yM9igPKajBSH3iwJfACIuiwBCIswnvYZZ14GMotwPyRHSyyTCzyIelMFF9yFIU/s320/SafetyFAIL.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331928883583033714" border="0" /></a></div><br />Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT<br /><br />Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-13031277022711045412009-03-05T07:20:00.000+01:002009-03-05T07:34:40.423+01:00What the freaking Fuck?Did you hear about the "no cussing week"? Well, we all knew LA is kinda full of mad and crazy people, but seriously, what kind of religious fucktard do you have to be, to suggest a week without any cussing? <br/><br/>Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!! <br/><br/>How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com<br/><br/><br/><div class="iblogger-footer"><br clear="all"/><p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">[Posted with <a href="http://illuminex.com/iBlogger/index.html">iBlogger</a> from my iPhöne]</p><br/></div><br />Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-36491885154158069142008-09-12T14:48:00.008+02:002008-09-12T17:28:03.936+02:00AAARGH... All or nothingFUCK, i've got nothing to rant about, so this pisses me off... ATM my life is fine, nice GF, two jobs, both not bad, and not ill anymore.<br />But still... Do you know this feeling that you get pissed of about good things, when you think about them twice?<br /><br />My car for example, the fact that i got a car, my very own way of travelling, should make me happy. but the fact that the gears dont work anymore, pisses me off, the fact that im not making enough money to fix that anytime soon, pisses me off even more, and the fact that i have to take the Train every morning to work, is not helping me calm down in any way...<br /><br />And these wankers at work... OMG, some ppl can be sooooo annoying. I got some braindead fuckers, who seem to be unable to tie their shoes or to breathe and think at the same time.<br />E.g. last time when i had to run the whole event at my own, one of these lemmings left his position, without even thinking about informing someone. But wait, its not only that he left a high-risk position unantended, no, he went down the stairs, into the technicians-dept and got himself A CHAIR... I found him, sitting on his lazy ass, playing around with a glow-stick....<br /><br />I had to woooozaaaa myself for about 2 Minutes, otherwise i would have shoved that stick up his Asshole so far, that he would have to go to the dentist to get it out again...<br />When i asked him, why the freaking fuck he is sitting on that chair, he answered me, that he was bored and tired, and that he would have to be there until 0300....<br /><br />I DONT GIVE A SHIT if youre tired or bored... Sorry, that you dont think this work is entertaining.... Youre here, because youre paid to be here you silly Fuck.<br /><br />I also DONT GIVE A SHIT if you have to be here untill 0300... I was here before you useless pice of crap woke up, and i'll be here when you go to your cozy bed to play with your sleeping blanket.<br /><br />Well, i'd have to stay at the horroffice some more... some shit needs to get done... but hey, I DONT GIVE A SHIT.... Im outta here...<br /><br />Peace out...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-48492192151453792002008-07-16T10:42:00.003+02:002008-12-10T14:04:32.497+01:00OMG, these brainless Fuckers...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhujCuLT6fuX3rJDeBWeVeqHHEohkGIOe379LAeevdPouvWprO-s1hscVJyFAj87kR64dUNoR5DN7A7orwsD8kxv0uvBLcDIzHz88wC8ERXUAV9JsaRz-nWZixo_GBOD1K7SNJjqhjbWLw/s1600-h/OMG.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223529747841321458" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhujCuLT6fuX3rJDeBWeVeqHHEohkGIOe379LAeevdPouvWprO-s1hscVJyFAj87kR64dUNoR5DN7A7orwsD8kxv0uvBLcDIzHz88wC8ERXUAV9JsaRz-nWZixo_GBOD1K7SNJjqhjbWLw/s320/OMG.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>OMG, i just received these Message over Netlog, saying that the netlog servers have big performance issues, and that they have to delete some (>1000) Profiles. And to check which profiles are really used, you have to forward this message to your friends, so you dont get deleted...</div><div> </div><div>1. No one, of any IT Dept. will ever send a MESSAGE like that, they could release a message to ALL users with just 1 click...</div><div> </div><div>2. the whole message is full of typos and even the titel isnt spelled correctly, c'mon, seriously, THINK before you randomly forward messages you idiots...</div><div> </div><div>3. the Sending adress is not "Webmaster/Netlog/Netlog-Crew" or similar noooooo its a fucking Hip-Hop-Retard called Gangsta_1990 or sumthin... WTF... PLEEEEEASE activate your brain or do the world a favor and jump in front of the next Train possible...</div><div> </div><div>damn, im so pissed off right now, i received this Message 4 times... really all these idiots that forwarded it to me, got my reply and have been blocked... sorry you silly fucks...</div><div>my time is to precious to be wasted with you fools...</div><div> </div><div>Peace Out</div>Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-13255824688292995452008-05-19T13:59:00.003+02:002008-05-20T14:28:51.387+02:00"Hey, nice work, you're fired"Well this was the bottom line of my Meeting with the HR Dept. today...<br />Thanks alot...<br /><br />It seems that a post in my main blog contained sensitive Data, so they had a reason to cancel my employment. WTF? <br />At least i know that i'll have some more readers these days, cause they seemed to be soooo interested in my blog that the printed it... TWO TIMES... Nice one. No more "Save the trees?" why dont you just asked me for it, id have given you bitches a Hardcopy for free. Nicely packed, with some swiss chocolate to go...<br /><br />Seriously, i wasnt that pissed, when they told me i'd have to leave, but its kinda sad they just gave me a wet handshake and let me go freely. Now, that im at home, i think i missed the fun part, the one, where the throw me out, like some dangerous mofo.. Really, id liked to have at least some cops take me on a ride, because i seem to be such a hardcore industrial spy that the needed to get rid of me.<br /><br />The only sad thing about it, is i think i was about to like this shit, taking calls and handling some problems, at least i worked good. Ah okay, i see, when someone is to skilled to be shouted at at work, you just fire him, a good way to protect YOUR job.. <br /><br />Damn i really hate being fired, and those filthy whores who think that a post without a name or a Cust. Number or sumthing is a reason to fire a motivated worker. Please remember one thing... <br /><br />I DONT GIVE A SHIT...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-63620344322119949912008-05-15T21:36:00.010+02:002008-05-19T14:14:44.405+02:00W T F ?Argh, i hate my customers sometimes. Really...<br /><br />E.g: A Customer called me today, telling me, he got no signal on his phone... Okay, i started the standard processes, and so on... about 10 Minutes later, we came to a point where he had to reboot his Device. <br />Well i told him: "Okay, now please pull out the power supply from the Device..." <br />Cust: "Okay, lemme see, okay, done..." <br />ME: "Okay, noch could you please also unplug the white antenna cable from the Device..." <br />Cust: "Just a second.... Done"<br />---okay, now the Device should be all dark, cause, no power is connected at all---<br />I was about to tell the customer to plug the shit back in, when he tells me that there is still a green LED glowing....<br />WTF? no power cord is attached, not even the antenna cable...<br />ME: "Okay, erm, are you shure that were talking of the same device?" <br />Cust: "Yes, of course, it has "mycompanyname" written on it..." <br />--- Pause --- <br />ME: (thinking that he has unplugged not the right cable) "Well, could you please unplug ALL cables from the Device please?" <br />Cust: "Moment please" <br />*cracking and clickering noises in the background* <br />Cust: "Okay, everything is disconnected now from the box, nothing is connected..."<br />ME: "So now there isn't any light left on the Device, is there?"<br />Cust: "No, there is still a green LED glowing"<br />--- What the FUCK? ---<br />ME: "Are you SURE that you're talking of the Device, not of the LED on the Powersupply or anything else?"<br />Cust: "Im not stupid, of course im talking about your modem"<br />ME: (with every patience i could squeeze out of my raging mind) "Could you please tell me what is written on the box"<br />Cust: "Lemme get my Glasses" <br /><br />*searching noises*<br /><br />Cust: "Okay..." (now customer reads a freaking shitload of numbers, names and stuff, but NOTHING of this SHIT is written on ANY of our Devices)<br />Me: (now officially pissed off) "FUCK, this is NOT OUR Device..."<br /><br />Cust: "Ah, i see... *pause* ah, okay, now, i found the device, there is nothing enligthened..."<br />Me: "erm *wooooozaaaaaa* is this the device where you pulled out the plugs?"<br />Cust: "no, in this one everything is plugged in..."<br />Me: "okay, if you plug the power supply in a diffrent socket, does it start to blink?"<br />Cust: "just a sec." --- "okay, i plugged it in a diffrent socket, no LEDs light up at all"<br />Me: "okay, your Device is broken, we send u a new one... have a nice day" <br /><br />--- i violently hit the "End"-Button on my Phone and tried to calm down.... ----<br /><br />What a shithead, he repeatedly told me that on that device it has a Logo and the Company Name on it... YEAH RIGHT...<br />Sometimes i whish we would have a Taser, attached to the Phones, so if someone starts to annoy us, we just could hit "Tase the S.o.a.B."-Button and the Cust gets fried... *g* <br />i love my phantasies *lol*Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-14713998414570419592008-05-13T14:03:00.002+02:002008-12-10T14:04:32.527+01:00Never seen a Laptop before?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnWPAN5E-jyG64DCKMVZS-y_4dMULCbVnlPttROeD2bsqzzCuqr_vwqxjUHyEAiTRbXqBEGYWf6AiHAvmnnq8W5I9bqKgvU2y-pRy38CGfkDbYWNI4rcw_kdRhGu8OENsg-yYhkN7qCZ0/s1600/image-upload-91-719946.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnWPAN5E-jyG64DCKMVZS-y_4dMULCbVnlPttROeD2bsqzzCuqr_vwqxjUHyEAiTRbXqBEGYWf6AiHAvmnnq8W5I9bqKgvU2y-pRy38CGfkDbYWNI4rcw_kdRhGu8OENsg-yYhkN7qCZ0/s1600/image-upload-91-719946.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />OMG, that was soooo typically Switzerland...<br />I installed WC Frozen Throne on my old Laptop during my ride to work... And as usual my battery was very low, so i searched a powerplug to load that thing...<br />As usually there were no powerplugs in the train, and i had to search quite a while until i found a Socket at the Zurich mainstation. After i sucessfully connected my Laptop to the Power, loads of people kept staring at me, eyes widened in fear... <br /><br />They probably thougt ill scream Allah Akbar in the very next moment and blast the Trainstation in pieces... <br /><br />At this point i was kinda pissed off. but the best was yet to come, after 2-3 Minutes, Employee of SBB adressed me: "Sorry, but what are you doin here?"-"Hmm, what does it look like?" i replied. (i was now definitly pissed off) "no matter what you are doing with this cables and stuff, you have to leave" he said. (this was the point where i nearly freaked out) <br />"I dont know what the FUCK is wrong with you guys here, i need to reload my LAPTOP thats an electronic Device we educated people use to be cool. So whats your fucking Problem? Do you worry about your electricity taxes at the end of the month or what?"<br /><br />The Guy now backed off a bit and looked puzzled. Everyone in my near surrounding stared ad me. <br /><br />The guy seemed totally knocked out cold, and then my train arrived, and i unplugged my selfdetonating explosive Laptop of Jihad, and boarded the train leaving a speechless SBB-wanker....<br /><br />DAMN, i should use my spray a bit more...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7971249526381585620.post-31503584721282825522008-05-13T09:58:00.001+02:002008-05-13T09:59:06.314+02:00First rant of allHi everyone. i'll skip the procedure of the "hello world" post, 'cause i dont give a shit...<br />This blog is my personal little black list, of things pissing me off...<br />A good topic to start is a article in a newspaper i read some days ago...<br />Some "so called" Psychologists found out that pictures of rotten teeth or a black lung on cigarette packs can stop people to smoke... YEAH RIGHT...<br />In this case start printing those packs and lower the price about 50%... lets see what will work better...<br />I cant imagine that this works, because i dont give a shit about those pics... and thats where the idea for this blog was born...<br />Peace out...Lyriclovahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11034573023019485766noreply@blogger.com0