Back from the grave

Just today, i logged in to my webspace and checked its contents, found this blog again. Damn, last post in 2011... Wow, i guess i really started giving a shit... But today i had a nice episode that fits nicely into this blog.

As none of you probably know (considering 2 page visits in 4 years) i married, and got some cats.
What is it with cats? We have 2 male Maos (brothers) that lived happily at our place for about 3years now. But a few months back they suddenly started fighting. And i am not talking about playfighting in any sense. They started going at each other for no fucking reason in "i will kill you and fuck your skull"-Mode and besides the incredibly loud noise, they shred everything that comes in their way while they are in RageMode.

I dont fucking give a shit about that in general, but when i seperate them, one of them seems to have forgotten that I am the fucking Alpha male in the household. When i try to be a decent Adult and just use a blanket/Jacket/whatever is at hand to break his eye contact with the other cat, and usher him to the bedroom, he starts fucking clawing and growling at me. DUDE? are you fucking suicidal, if that fucker mistakes me again for a submissive pushover, im going to punch his ass across the fucking livingroom. You know why? well, simply put, i dont give a shit...

Over and out

BFBC2

OMG, im so pissed right now... I managed to get 2 Platinum stars, 3 Gold Stars, and some Patches in my last BFBC2 Vietnam game. It was a 100 Ticket server with about 14 ppl on. We had an awesome Match, UNTIL i got kicked from the server because of HighPing. What the FUCK?
My Ping was around 50-70 for about 1.5 hours and now with about 50 Tickets left they kicked me... WHAT THE HELLLLL.. I nearly threw my pc out the window...

Damn, i whish i would not give a shit, but this Time, I FUCKING DO GIVE A SHIT... Freaking Bastards

Ich liebe es

Ich liebe es wenn sich Billetkontrolleure im Ton vergreifen...
Er steht vor der Tür zum nächsten Waggon, ich frage, ob das hinter Ihm die 1e Klasse sei, er darauf mit einem süffisanten Blick: "Nein, aber sie brauchen auch dort ein Billet..." Wow wtf, seh ich so assig aus? Gut, Camo-Hosen und Dosenbier sind schon ein bisschen Klischee, aber dennoch, ich fühl mich unverhältnismässig angemacht.

Also zücke ich mein Gleis 7 und frage ihn höflich, ob er sich aufgrund meiner äusseren Erscheinung oder seines unbefriedigenden Jobs wegen zu einem so unhöflichen Umgangston verpflichtet fühlt. Er macht daraufhin mit erstauntem Gesicht Platz und murmelt was, was sich wie "'tschuldigung" anhört...

BAM! In your Face! Dont judge me by my looks, Biatch...
But after all, i dont give a shit!

Michael Jackson died... So WHAT?

I've seen it coming... I heard the news in the Morning and Jacko is dead...

The whole fucking day all damn Radiostations around the globe play all of his songs... Don't get me wrong, i respect him for beeing a musical genius, but playing excusively his songs, for 24h? That fucking horrible!!!

I really dont get it why all ppl are crying the shit out of their eyes, for another dead molestor?

Jacko died years ago, and that child abusing, sueing, money wasting Ghost who looks like a worn out crackhead was nothing but a Puppet, operated by some Fucktards with some self-esteem issues...

The only thing im really sad about, is that this ASSHOLES around him managed it to destroy the last bit of dignity and social value he had...

Fuck them! I'm not gonna miss him, because he's dead since a few years in my eyes...

Writing this, another Jacko song starts to play...

Pure agony!

But after all, i guess i just don't give a shit...

What about Facebook?

Okay, okay, i got a FB profile, but im not ready to accept that some stupid tarts think that their Dog/Cat/other stupid pet also need a FB Profile...

Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...

Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....

I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...

At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...

Peace out...

Failoffice 1.1

O M G...
Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...
Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...

It started really subtile...

Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...
So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...


After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...
My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...

Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT

Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...

What the freaking Fuck?

Did you hear about the "no cussing week"? Well, we all knew LA is kinda full of mad and crazy people, but seriously, what kind of religious fucktard do you have to be, to suggest a week without any cussing?

Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!!

How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com

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