OMG, im so pissed right now... I managed to get 2 Platinum stars, 3 Gold Stars, and some Patches in my last BFBC2 Vietnam game. It was a 100 Ticket server with about 14 ppl on. We had an awesome Match, UNTIL i got kicked from the server because of HighPing. What the FUCK?
My Ping was around 50-70 for about 1.5 hours and now with about 50 Tickets left they kicked me... WHAT THE HELLLLL.. I nearly threw my pc out the window...
Damn, i whish i would not give a shit, but this Time, I FUCKING DO GIVE A SHIT... Freaking Bastards
Friday, July 8, 2011
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Ich liebe es
Ich liebe es wenn sich Billetkontrolleure im Ton vergreifen...
Er steht vor der Tür zum nächsten Waggon, ich frage, ob das hinter Ihm die 1e Klasse sei, er darauf mit einem süffisanten Blick: "Nein, aber sie brauchen auch dort ein Billet..." Wow wtf, seh ich so assig aus? Gut, Camo-Hosen und Dosenbier sind schon ein bisschen Klischee, aber dennoch, ich fühl mich unverhältnismässig angemacht.
Also zücke ich mein Gleis 7 und frage ihn höflich, ob er sich aufgrund meiner äusseren Erscheinung oder seines unbefriedigenden Jobs wegen zu einem so unhöflichen Umgangston verpflichtet fühlt. Er macht daraufhin mit erstauntem Gesicht Platz und murmelt was, was sich wie "'tschuldigung" anhört...
BAM! In your Face! Dont judge me by my looks, Biatch...
But after all, i dont give a shit!
Er steht vor der Tür zum nächsten Waggon, ich frage, ob das hinter Ihm die 1e Klasse sei, er darauf mit einem süffisanten Blick: "Nein, aber sie brauchen auch dort ein Billet..." Wow wtf, seh ich so assig aus? Gut, Camo-Hosen und Dosenbier sind schon ein bisschen Klischee, aber dennoch, ich fühl mich unverhältnismässig angemacht.
Also zücke ich mein Gleis 7 und frage ihn höflich, ob er sich aufgrund meiner äusseren Erscheinung oder seines unbefriedigenden Jobs wegen zu einem so unhöflichen Umgangston verpflichtet fühlt. Er macht daraufhin mit erstauntem Gesicht Platz und murmelt was, was sich wie "'tschuldigung" anhört...
BAM! In your Face! Dont judge me by my looks, Biatch...
But after all, i dont give a shit!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson died... So WHAT?
I've seen it coming... I heard the news in the Morning and Jacko is dead...
The whole fucking day all damn Radiostations around the globe play all of his songs... Don't get me wrong, i respect him for beeing a musical genius, but playing excusively his songs, for 24h? That fucking horrible!!!
I really dont get it why all ppl are crying the shit out of their eyes, for another dead molestor?
Jacko died years ago, and that child abusing, sueing, money wasting Ghost who looks like a worn out crackhead was nothing but a Puppet, operated by some Fucktards with some self-esteem issues...
The only thing im really sad about, is that this ASSHOLES around him managed it to destroy the last bit of dignity and social value he had...
Fuck them! I'm not gonna miss him, because he's dead since a few years in my eyes...
Writing this, another Jacko song starts to play...
Pure agony!
But after all, i guess i just don't give a shit...
The whole fucking day all damn Radiostations around the globe play all of his songs... Don't get me wrong, i respect him for beeing a musical genius, but playing excusively his songs, for 24h? That fucking horrible!!!
I really dont get it why all ppl are crying the shit out of their eyes, for another dead molestor?
Jacko died years ago, and that child abusing, sueing, money wasting Ghost who looks like a worn out crackhead was nothing but a Puppet, operated by some Fucktards with some self-esteem issues...
The only thing im really sad about, is that this ASSHOLES around him managed it to destroy the last bit of dignity and social value he had...
Fuck them! I'm not gonna miss him, because he's dead since a few years in my eyes...
Writing this, another Jacko song starts to play...
Pure agony!
But after all, i guess i just don't give a shit...
Saturday, June 20, 2009
What about Facebook?
Okay, okay, i got a FB profile, but im not ready to accept that some stupid tarts think that their Dog/Cat/other stupid pet also need a FB Profile...
Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...
Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....
I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...
At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...
Peace out...
Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...
Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....
I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...
At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...
Peace out...
Monday, May 4, 2009
Failoffice 1.1
O M G...
Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...
Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...
It started really subtile...
Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...
So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...
After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...
My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...
Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT
Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...
Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...
Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...
It started really subtile...
Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...
So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...
After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...
My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...
Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT
Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
What the freaking Fuck?
Did you hear about the "no cussing week"? Well, we all knew LA is kinda full of mad and crazy people, but seriously, what kind of religious fucktard do you have to be, to suggest a week without any cussing?
Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!!
How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com
Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!!
How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com
Friday, September 12, 2008
AAARGH... All or nothing
FUCK, i've got nothing to rant about, so this pisses me off... ATM my life is fine, nice GF, two jobs, both not bad, and not ill anymore.
But still... Do you know this feeling that you get pissed of about good things, when you think about them twice?
My car for example, the fact that i got a car, my very own way of travelling, should make me happy. but the fact that the gears dont work anymore, pisses me off, the fact that im not making enough money to fix that anytime soon, pisses me off even more, and the fact that i have to take the Train every morning to work, is not helping me calm down in any way...
And these wankers at work... OMG, some ppl can be sooooo annoying. I got some braindead fuckers, who seem to be unable to tie their shoes or to breathe and think at the same time.
E.g. last time when i had to run the whole event at my own, one of these lemmings left his position, without even thinking about informing someone. But wait, its not only that he left a high-risk position unantended, no, he went down the stairs, into the technicians-dept and got himself A CHAIR... I found him, sitting on his lazy ass, playing around with a glow-stick....
I had to woooozaaaa myself for about 2 Minutes, otherwise i would have shoved that stick up his Asshole so far, that he would have to go to the dentist to get it out again...
When i asked him, why the freaking fuck he is sitting on that chair, he answered me, that he was bored and tired, and that he would have to be there until 0300....
I DONT GIVE A SHIT if youre tired or bored... Sorry, that you dont think this work is entertaining.... Youre here, because youre paid to be here you silly Fuck.
I also DONT GIVE A SHIT if you have to be here untill 0300... I was here before you useless pice of crap woke up, and i'll be here when you go to your cozy bed to play with your sleeping blanket.
Well, i'd have to stay at the horroffice some more... some shit needs to get done... but hey, I DONT GIVE A SHIT.... Im outta here...
Peace out...
But still... Do you know this feeling that you get pissed of about good things, when you think about them twice?
My car for example, the fact that i got a car, my very own way of travelling, should make me happy. but the fact that the gears dont work anymore, pisses me off, the fact that im not making enough money to fix that anytime soon, pisses me off even more, and the fact that i have to take the Train every morning to work, is not helping me calm down in any way...
And these wankers at work... OMG, some ppl can be sooooo annoying. I got some braindead fuckers, who seem to be unable to tie their shoes or to breathe and think at the same time.
E.g. last time when i had to run the whole event at my own, one of these lemmings left his position, without even thinking about informing someone. But wait, its not only that he left a high-risk position unantended, no, he went down the stairs, into the technicians-dept and got himself A CHAIR... I found him, sitting on his lazy ass, playing around with a glow-stick....
I had to woooozaaaa myself for about 2 Minutes, otherwise i would have shoved that stick up his Asshole so far, that he would have to go to the dentist to get it out again...
When i asked him, why the freaking fuck he is sitting on that chair, he answered me, that he was bored and tired, and that he would have to be there until 0300....
I DONT GIVE A SHIT if youre tired or bored... Sorry, that you dont think this work is entertaining.... Youre here, because youre paid to be here you silly Fuck.
I also DONT GIVE A SHIT if you have to be here untill 0300... I was here before you useless pice of crap woke up, and i'll be here when you go to your cozy bed to play with your sleeping blanket.
Well, i'd have to stay at the horroffice some more... some shit needs to get done... but hey, I DONT GIVE A SHIT.... Im outta here...
Peace out...
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