I've seen it coming... I heard the news in the Morning and Jacko is dead...
The whole fucking day all damn Radiostations around the globe play all of his songs... Don't get me wrong, i respect him for beeing a musical genius, but playing excusively his songs, for 24h? That fucking horrible!!!
I really dont get it why all ppl are crying the shit out of their eyes, for another dead molestor?
Jacko died years ago, and that child abusing, sueing, money wasting Ghost who looks like a worn out crackhead was nothing but a Puppet, operated by some Fucktards with some self-esteem issues...
The only thing im really sad about, is that this ASSHOLES around him managed it to destroy the last bit of dignity and social value he had...
Fuck them! I'm not gonna miss him, because he's dead since a few years in my eyes...
Writing this, another Jacko song starts to play...
Pure agony!
But after all, i guess i just don't give a shit...
Friday, June 26, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
What about Facebook?
Okay, okay, i got a FB profile, but im not ready to accept that some stupid tarts think that their Dog/Cat/other stupid pet also need a FB Profile...
Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...
Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....
I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...
At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...
Peace out...
Like this one chick i know: she just created a Profile for her fucking pet (a vermint) and she keeps pissing me off, sendin -riend requests to me...
Although i keep turning them down,i cont stand it any longer....
I do give a fucking shit now... And im about to fucking lynch that piece of shit... Uploading Pics to Facebook, showing the results of high velocity projectiles on living creatures...
At least i dont give a fuck, but when the next request hits my mailbox, i pull out my winchester ans shoot this S.O.B. to shreds...
Peace out...
Monday, May 4, 2009
Failoffice 1.1
O M G...
Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...
Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...
It started really subtile...
Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...
So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...
After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...
My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...
Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT
Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...
Well i work at a company, where Fails are a big Part of daily business...
Fail0rs from all kinds gather here, to fail on a big scale...
It started really subtile...
Guess what.. We got a Dishwasher, and some kinda Genius managed to Put in the Calgonite Tabs with the Plastic still around...
So after finding the Tab undissolved the third time in a row, i just took a pic...
After this rather harmless fail, they move on to pull of a BIG one...
My mate made this Pic, with a normal Cam, from the street through one of our windows...
Veeery Clever... NOOOOOT
Sometimes i ask myself how some if the idiots walking around in ZH get their shoes tied in the morning... Maybe the still use Velcro... how cute...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
What the freaking Fuck?
Did you hear about the "no cussing week"? Well, we all knew LA is kinda full of mad and crazy people, but seriously, what kind of religious fucktard do you have to be, to suggest a week without any cussing?
Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!!
How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com
Oooh, does it offend you if i drop the F-Bomb some more times? Well i was offended by your pic in the news, smiling like a hillbilly retard... Really you seem to be one of this new species called LoOsEr!!!
How can you be offended by one of the most versatile words thats even used in so many languages? Dont get the point? Try googling for "the F-Word" on extremefunnyhumour.com
Friday, September 12, 2008
AAARGH... All or nothing
FUCK, i've got nothing to rant about, so this pisses me off... ATM my life is fine, nice GF, two jobs, both not bad, and not ill anymore.
But still... Do you know this feeling that you get pissed of about good things, when you think about them twice?
My car for example, the fact that i got a car, my very own way of travelling, should make me happy. but the fact that the gears dont work anymore, pisses me off, the fact that im not making enough money to fix that anytime soon, pisses me off even more, and the fact that i have to take the Train every morning to work, is not helping me calm down in any way...
And these wankers at work... OMG, some ppl can be sooooo annoying. I got some braindead fuckers, who seem to be unable to tie their shoes or to breathe and think at the same time.
E.g. last time when i had to run the whole event at my own, one of these lemmings left his position, without even thinking about informing someone. But wait, its not only that he left a high-risk position unantended, no, he went down the stairs, into the technicians-dept and got himself A CHAIR... I found him, sitting on his lazy ass, playing around with a glow-stick....
I had to woooozaaaa myself for about 2 Minutes, otherwise i would have shoved that stick up his Asshole so far, that he would have to go to the dentist to get it out again...
When i asked him, why the freaking fuck he is sitting on that chair, he answered me, that he was bored and tired, and that he would have to be there until 0300....
I DONT GIVE A SHIT if youre tired or bored... Sorry, that you dont think this work is entertaining.... Youre here, because youre paid to be here you silly Fuck.
I also DONT GIVE A SHIT if you have to be here untill 0300... I was here before you useless pice of crap woke up, and i'll be here when you go to your cozy bed to play with your sleeping blanket.
Well, i'd have to stay at the horroffice some more... some shit needs to get done... but hey, I DONT GIVE A SHIT.... Im outta here...
Peace out...
But still... Do you know this feeling that you get pissed of about good things, when you think about them twice?
My car for example, the fact that i got a car, my very own way of travelling, should make me happy. but the fact that the gears dont work anymore, pisses me off, the fact that im not making enough money to fix that anytime soon, pisses me off even more, and the fact that i have to take the Train every morning to work, is not helping me calm down in any way...
And these wankers at work... OMG, some ppl can be sooooo annoying. I got some braindead fuckers, who seem to be unable to tie their shoes or to breathe and think at the same time.
E.g. last time when i had to run the whole event at my own, one of these lemmings left his position, without even thinking about informing someone. But wait, its not only that he left a high-risk position unantended, no, he went down the stairs, into the technicians-dept and got himself A CHAIR... I found him, sitting on his lazy ass, playing around with a glow-stick....
I had to woooozaaaa myself for about 2 Minutes, otherwise i would have shoved that stick up his Asshole so far, that he would have to go to the dentist to get it out again...
When i asked him, why the freaking fuck he is sitting on that chair, he answered me, that he was bored and tired, and that he would have to be there until 0300....
I DONT GIVE A SHIT if youre tired or bored... Sorry, that you dont think this work is entertaining.... Youre here, because youre paid to be here you silly Fuck.
I also DONT GIVE A SHIT if you have to be here untill 0300... I was here before you useless pice of crap woke up, and i'll be here when you go to your cozy bed to play with your sleeping blanket.
Well, i'd have to stay at the horroffice some more... some shit needs to get done... but hey, I DONT GIVE A SHIT.... Im outta here...
Peace out...
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
OMG, these brainless Fuckers...
OMG, i just received these Message over Netlog, saying that the netlog servers have big performance issues, and that they have to delete some (>1000) Profiles. And to check which profiles are really used, you have to forward this message to your friends, so you dont get deleted...
1. No one, of any IT Dept. will ever send a MESSAGE like that, they could release a message to ALL users with just 1 click...
2. the whole message is full of typos and even the titel isnt spelled correctly, c'mon, seriously, THINK before you randomly forward messages you idiots...
3. the Sending adress is not "Webmaster/Netlog/Netlog-Crew" or similar noooooo its a fucking Hip-Hop-Retard called Gangsta_1990 or sumthin... WTF... PLEEEEEASE activate your brain or do the world a favor and jump in front of the next Train possible...
damn, im so pissed off right now, i received this Message 4 times... really all these idiots that forwarded it to me, got my reply and have been blocked... sorry you silly fucks...
my time is to precious to be wasted with you fools...
Peace Out
Monday, May 19, 2008
"Hey, nice work, you're fired"
Well this was the bottom line of my Meeting with the HR Dept. today...
Thanks alot...
It seems that a post in my main blog contained sensitive Data, so they had a reason to cancel my employment. WTF?
At least i know that i'll have some more readers these days, cause they seemed to be soooo interested in my blog that the printed it... TWO TIMES... Nice one. No more "Save the trees?" why dont you just asked me for it, id have given you bitches a Hardcopy for free. Nicely packed, with some swiss chocolate to go...
Seriously, i wasnt that pissed, when they told me i'd have to leave, but its kinda sad they just gave me a wet handshake and let me go freely. Now, that im at home, i think i missed the fun part, the one, where the throw me out, like some dangerous mofo.. Really, id liked to have at least some cops take me on a ride, because i seem to be such a hardcore industrial spy that the needed to get rid of me.
The only sad thing about it, is i think i was about to like this shit, taking calls and handling some problems, at least i worked good. Ah okay, i see, when someone is to skilled to be shouted at at work, you just fire him, a good way to protect YOUR job..
Damn i really hate being fired, and those filthy whores who think that a post without a name or a Cust. Number or sumthing is a reason to fire a motivated worker. Please remember one thing...
I DONT GIVE A SHIT...
Thanks alot...
It seems that a post in my main blog contained sensitive Data, so they had a reason to cancel my employment. WTF?
At least i know that i'll have some more readers these days, cause they seemed to be soooo interested in my blog that the printed it... TWO TIMES... Nice one. No more "Save the trees?" why dont you just asked me for it, id have given you bitches a Hardcopy for free. Nicely packed, with some swiss chocolate to go...
Seriously, i wasnt that pissed, when they told me i'd have to leave, but its kinda sad they just gave me a wet handshake and let me go freely. Now, that im at home, i think i missed the fun part, the one, where the throw me out, like some dangerous mofo.. Really, id liked to have at least some cops take me on a ride, because i seem to be such a hardcore industrial spy that the needed to get rid of me.
The only sad thing about it, is i think i was about to like this shit, taking calls and handling some problems, at least i worked good. Ah okay, i see, when someone is to skilled to be shouted at at work, you just fire him, a good way to protect YOUR job..
Damn i really hate being fired, and those filthy whores who think that a post without a name or a Cust. Number or sumthing is a reason to fire a motivated worker. Please remember one thing...
I DONT GIVE A SHIT...
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